- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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