- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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