- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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