What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Blacks

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

AIDS

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Manchester City

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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