Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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pauls tuck

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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