rabbits running in my bathroom!

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Jellybeans

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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