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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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