- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.