- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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