- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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