- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

the sky is green no it is not

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

VITAMIN C!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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