- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Tucker Rivera

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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