- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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