Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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