What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

c-? men, C-men

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

whats my name? Matt

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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