Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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