J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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