Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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