Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Good job, son.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Chicken

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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An Aisian failed a test

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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