- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

what's the difference between a crocodile?

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