- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Shut up

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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