Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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where is the world?

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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