A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Waffles ate my grandma

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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