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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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