- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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