Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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