An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

whats chinese noodles

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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