- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

a black man did not eat chicken.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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