- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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