- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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