A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Anti Joke

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