- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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