What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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tim has no humor

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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