roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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