That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

knock knock There's no door

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

tim has no humor

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Get some flipping new jokes people

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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