What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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