What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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knock knock There's no door

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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tim has no humor

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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