How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Nuneaton..

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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