A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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gay porn...

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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