So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

My Butthole.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

But who would want to sell us out and why?

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

snooki

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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