A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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WILLYS

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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