- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Women's rights.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

A sober Amy Winehouse

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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