What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

thumb_up thumb_down -7

three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops