Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Women can vote? wtf

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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