Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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