Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Anti Joke

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