- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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