Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Dead girls can't say no.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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