- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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