- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What? Huh?

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

25

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??