Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

black people

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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