- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Poop!!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A French man gets into a fight

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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