What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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