- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's two plus two? Window

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Girls soccer

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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