Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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