Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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