Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

National security?

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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