- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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