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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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