Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Terry has ebola

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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