One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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