- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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