- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

it's funny because it's funny

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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