- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Uh... What was emulating again?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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