What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Morning wood.

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Knock Know! Come in!

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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