- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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