- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Whats funnier than 24, 69

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

antonis sister is mighty fine

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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