- Anti Joke

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do you call a black man? Black

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

i had sex.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Justin beiber's penis

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do you call a black man? Black

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

i had sex.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Justin beiber's penis

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!