What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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