- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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