roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Guess what What

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Nah

Whose your daddy? Not me

I have a gay camel

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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