- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

a man walked into a bar....

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