- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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