- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Face Hunter is scum

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Connor is homo

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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