- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock Know! Come in!

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Morning wood.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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