- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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