What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you make the general public confused? ...

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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