why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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