- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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