- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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