How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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You know whats funny Aids

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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