- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

dry handjob

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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