what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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