What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

more like nig!

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Who is John Galt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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