What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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