- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Anthony sucks

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

womens rights

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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