- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??