Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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How high is the sky? True or False

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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boobs.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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