- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

hashtags suck balls

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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