A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Anti Joke

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