A bar walks into a man

Skrillex.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Y u do dis?

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

what's worse then a blowjob?

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