- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

FUCK THE JEWS

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

seek beauty

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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