- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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