What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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