- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

404 Error: Joke not found

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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