Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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