Liverpool City Football Club

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

An Aisian failed a test

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Nuneaton..

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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