Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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your mom is so fat.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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