Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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