What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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2 + 2 = 4

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White men's rights

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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