- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

i found waldo.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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