A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Your Mother

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

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