- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Vote this down and get DOXED

your skull would make a nice pen holder

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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