- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

PENIS lol

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

How high is a Chinaman

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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