Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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im saul and i love cock

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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