- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

5 people are walking

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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