A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

tommy is retared

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

A man buys a prius

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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